08 Kitchen Patrol (Nugget's theme)

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About this song

Nugget was the one than ran the Kitchen in our home for many glorious years

Lyrics

Verse 1:
I'm on duty when the coffee starts to brew
Every sound, every scent - I know what's coming next
The cutting board comes out, I take position
You work above, I manage what falls below
Chorus:
I patrol the tile from dawn 'til dishes done
Every crumb's accounted for, every plate gets checked
You think you're tall, but I see everything that matter
And maybe I'm the one who's getting fatter
Verse 2:
Strategic placement is an art you've never learned
I'm under the table before the first fork drops
You think you've cleaned it? I verify your work
Standards don't maintain themselves around here
Chorus:
I patrol the tile from dawn 'til dishes done
Every crumb's accounted for, every plate gets checked
You think you're tall, but I see everything that matter
And maybe I'm the one who's getting fatter
Bridge:
The dishwasher's my competition, sure
But I'm faster and more thorough, always have been
Three steps ahead of every meal you make
Quality control starts at ground level - that's the job
Verse 3:
Footsteps mean repositioning - I'm already moving
Optimal observation points, I know them all
Short legs, long shifts, I've mapped this territory
You may think you're cooking - I'm running operations
Final Chorus:
I patrol the tile from dawn 'til dishes done
Every crumb's accounted for, every plate gets checked
You think you're tall, but I see everything that matter
And maybe I'm the one who's getting fatter
Outro:
Another day, all standards maintained
Not a crumb unaccounted for
The kitchen's secure - my work here is done
Come morning, back to round one

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