It Seems Funny, Now.

The following email caused this one, no kidding: To whom it concerns, We are the company who submitted the application to register "enclavecanyonlake" as Chinese domain name and internet keyword. We intend to register the Chinese domain names "enclavecanyonlake.cn" "enclavecanyonlake.com.cn" "enclavecanyonlake.net.cn" "enclavecanyonlake.org.cn" and internet keyword "enclavecanyonlake" and have submitted our application. Currently, we are waiting for Mr. Mark Liu's approval. These CN domains and internet keyword are very important for us to grow our business in China. Despite Mr. Mark Liu advised us to choose a different name, we will persist with this name. Kind regards Lisheng

He made a thousand things with his AI and showed them to everyone he knew. Not a thumbs-up, not a good job, just crickets.

When the rug could change the outcome... But nobody notices that.

Sharon opens with slate, I open with stare, and the family Signal chat keeps score. She wins a little more.

A rat snake, a 9mm, and a ten-by-twelve fiberglass greenhouse with no earplugs. Seventies arena power pop about the loudest single shot of a man's life, and who the real problem was.

when you outsource your entire life to a robot

When the boss keeps piling it on.

Advice to a college kid: find ten old guys and buy them a plate, or pay the stupid tax yourself. Fifties doo-wop from a man who got the same advice forty years ago and ignored it.