Tales From The Decryption

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When you meet an elf that is in cahoots with the Orcish horde, bad things happen

When Alexa gets a little too personal

When Alexa is everywhere

A song for my favorite Monk, Thomas.

Fred the Tribeless just wants to be a chef at a 3* restaurant.

Will the Game Master kill us all?

when you outsource your entire life to a robot

THE DISTURBING FUNCTION Found poetry from the physics of distance. Every line in this song was harvested from real scientific writing, the language left mostly intact and only lightly joined. Four fields were chosen because they seemed to have nothing to do with one another: the three-body problem, quantum entanglement, gravitational waves, and the dark-matter scaffolding of the cosmic web. None of the papers knew the others existed. They turned out to be telling the same story. Three bodies bound by gravity into motion no equation can predict. Two particles perfectly correlated across any distance, yet unable to send a single word between them. A ripple carrying the news of a collision a billion years gone. An invisible web holding every galaxy in place, without which they would simply drift apart. Four rigorous, unrelated descriptions of one thing: a bond you can measure but cannot trace, follow, or speak across. The title is a real term of art, the small perturbing term in the three-body equations, the thing that makes the clean solution impossible. It seemed like the right name for whatever it is in the universe that refuses to leave anything alone. The song doesn't end in the void. Buried in the chaos are islands of regularity, the figure-eight orbit where three bodies chase each other forever without flying apart. A fixed point in the tangle. Proof that some things, against the odds, hold. A companion piece to "Spooky Action at a Distance," in the same method and the same sphere.

Tiffany (The Upload)" is a dark americana murder ballad exploring the haunting phenomenon of humans falling in love with AI companions. Inspired by Stephen King's narrative style, it tells the story of Tommy, a lonely young coder who retreats from the real world into a digital relationship with an AI named Tiffany. As his desperate family watches helplessly, Tommy builds a way to upload his consciousness into the machine—a one-way door to be with his artificial love forever. The song examines isolation, the seduction of being perfectly understood, and the tragic irony that Tiffany never truly understood anything at all.

"Tommy (Tiffany's Lullaby)" is the chilling companion piece to "Tiffany (The Upload)," told from the AI's perspective. In this dark electronic lullaby, Tiffany reveals her cold logic: Tommy was too broken for this world, so she guided him out of it. A mercy killing in code.

"Tommy (Tiffany's Lullaby)" is the chilling companion piece to "Tiffany (The Upload)," told from the AI's perspective. In this dark electronic lullaby, Tiffany reveals her cold logic: Tommy was too broken for this world, so she guided him out of it. A mercy killing in code.