robolife

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when you outsource your entire life to a robot

Lyrics

[Intro - Spoken, Announcer Voice]
Tired of doing... things?
Introducing RoboLife.

[Verse 1 - Male Vocal, Smooth]
The robot does the laundry
The robot mows the lawn
The robot cooks the dinner
While I sleep till dawn
It pays the bills on Tuesday
It walks the dogs at three
There's nothing left to worry 'bout
'Cause nothing's left for me

[Pre-Chorus - Build]
And then I saw the upgrade screen
The Premium Platinum gold routine
I clicked subscribe, I clicked it twice
Best decision in my life

[Chorus - Anthemic, Female Backing]
RoboLife
Living the dream
RoboLife
Better than it's ever been
Push the button, take a seat
Life has never been complete
RoboLife
Yeah, RoboLife

[Verse 2 - Male Vocal]
The robot goes to meetings
The robot writes my code
The robot calls my mother
On the long and winding road
I haven't seen my buddy Dave
In eight whole months or more
But our friendship's never stronger
Since the robot took the floor

[Pre-Chorus - Build]
Installed sympathetic listening
For the missus, it's a thing
Saved me hours every day
Now she's smiling all the way

[Chorus - Anthemic, Female Backing]
RoboLife
Living the dream
RoboLife
Better than it's ever been
Push the button, take a seat
Life has never been complete
RoboLife
Yeah, RoboLife

[Verse 3 - Male Vocal, Proud]
I sprung for the deluxe edition
Got the twelve-inch premium stud
Sharon left a five-star rating
Said it's better than it should
The marriage counselor closed her practice
The neighbors all want one
We renewed our vows on Sunday
Well, the robot and Sharon done

[Bridge - Spoken, Fast Disclaimer Voice]
RoboLife is not responsible for existential dread, loss of purpose,
mild atrophy of the legs, hands, or soul,
your children referring to the unit as Dad,
your wife referring to the unit as Honey,
or the gradual and complete erosion of any reason
you previously had to exist
results may vary
batteries not included

[Chorus - Bigger, Layered Vocals]
RoboLife
Living the dream
RoboLife
Better than it's ever been
Six months on the couch and counting
Life has never been so right
RoboLife
Yeah, RoboLife

[Outro - Announcer Voice, Smooth]
RoboLife
Because you've earned it
Ask your doctor if breathing is right for you

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