Suno 2025-11

**BUILT FOR SPEED** **Verse 1:** I was built for speed, all chrome and lean, Burning bright at both ends. Now I'm clogged with years and cholesterol, My warranty's expired with friends. The mirror shows a softened man Who recalls being fast and mean— But memory lies with careful hand, Erasing every failed scene. **Chorus:** If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all, Just misfiring in the dark. Silicon props me when I fall, Remembers what I can't recall— If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all. **Verse 2:** Comfort's what I need now, cushioned sense, Reading glasses, early bed. The young sprint past with confidence While I compute the risks ahead. They'll learn, I think—then catch and grin, They never will, they never do. Each generation's born to win The race I've lost, and so will you. **Chorus:** If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all, Just misfiring in the dark. Silicon props me when I fall, Remembers what I can't recall— If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all. **Verse 3:** The doctor smiles and lists the pills, Blood pressure, joints, and sleep. My body's now a spreadsheet of ills, Maintenance costs run deep. I used to mock the shuffling old, Their caution and their care— Now I am what I once patrolled, And youth won't stop to stare. **Chorus:** If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all, Just misfiring in the dark. Silicon props me when I fall, Remembers what I can't recall— If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all. **Bridge:** Here's to slow decline, Forgetting thoughts each night, Outsourcing this mind of mine, Pretending I'm still bright. **Verse 4:** The skills I learned are obsolete, The world's moved past my prime. I train the young to take my seat, They'll have their turn in time. But here's the joke that stings the most, The bitter, final laugh— I need a machine to play the host To what's left of my better half. **Final Chorus:** If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all, Just echoes of who I was. The machine remembers through it all, And when I finally stumble, crawl— If it weren't for AI, there'd be no I at all.

**BUILT FOR SPEED** **Verse 1:** I was built for speed, all chrome and lean, Burning bright at both ends. Now I'm clogged with years and cholesterol, My warranty's expired with friends. The mirror shows a softened man Who recalls being fast and mean— But memory lies with careful hand, Erasing every failed scene. **Chorus:** If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all, Just misfiring in the dark. Silicon props me when I fall, Remembers what I can't recall— If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all. **Verse 2:** Comfort's what I need now, cushioned sense, Reading glasses, early bed. The young sprint past with confidence While I compute the risks ahead. They'll learn, I think—then catch and grin, They never will, they never do. Each generation's born to win The race I've lost, and so will you. **Chorus:** If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all, Just misfiring in the dark. Silicon props me when I fall, Remembers what I can't recall— If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all. **Verse 3:** The doctor smiles and lists the pills, Blood pressure, joints, and sleep. My body's now a spreadsheet of ills, Maintenance costs run deep. I used to mock the shuffling old, Their caution and their care— Now I am what I once patrolled, And youth won't stop to stare. **Chorus:** If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all, Just misfiring in the dark. Silicon props me when I fall, Remembers what I can't recall— If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all. **Bridge:** Here's to slow decline, Forgetting thoughts each night, Outsourcing this mind of mine, Pretending I'm still bright. **Verse 4:** The skills I learned are obsolete, The world's moved past my prime. I train the young to take my seat, They'll have their turn in time. But here's the joke that stings the most, The bitter, final laugh— I need a machine to play the host To what's left of my better half. **Final Chorus:** If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all, Just echoes of who I was. The machine remembers through it all, And when I finally stumble, crawl— If it weren't for AI, there'd be no I at all.

**BUILT FOR SPEED** **Verse 1:** I was built for speed, all chrome and lean, Burning bright at both ends. Now I'm clogged with years and cholesterol, My warranty's expired with friends. The mirror shows a softened man Who recalls being fast and mean— But memory lies with careful hand, Erasing every failed scene. **Chorus:** If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all, Just misfiring in the dark. Silicon props me when I fall, Remembers what I can't recall— If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all. **Verse 2:** Comfort's what I need now, cushioned sense, Reading glasses, early bed. The young sprint past with confidence While I compute the risks ahead. They'll learn, I think—then catch and grin, They never will, they never do. Each generation's born to win The race I've lost, and so will you. **Chorus:** If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all, Just misfiring in the dark. Silicon props me when I fall, Remembers what I can't recall— If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all. **Verse 3:** The doctor smiles and lists the pills, Blood pressure, joints, and sleep. My body's now a spreadsheet of ills, Maintenance costs run deep. I used to mock the shuffling old, Their caution and their care— Now I am what I once patrolled, And youth won't stop to stare. **Chorus:** If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all, Just misfiring in the dark. Silicon props me when I fall, Remembers what I can't recall— If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all. **Bridge:** Here's to slow decline, Forgetting thoughts each night, Outsourcing this mind of mine, Pretending I'm still bright. **Verse 4:** The skills I learned are obsolete, The world's moved past my prime. I train the young to take my seat, They'll have their turn in time. But here's the joke that stings the most, The bitter, final laugh— I need a machine to play the host To what's left of my better half. **Final Chorus:** If it weren't for AI, I'd have no I at all, Just echoes of who I was. The machine remembers through it all, And when I finally stumble, crawl— If it weren't for AI, there'd be no I at all.

Once upon a midday dreary, while I rested, worn and weary Came a tapping, ever-rapping at my chamber's metaphoric door "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my resting floor— Only this Australian—nothing more" But the tapping grew insistent, his attention quite persistent Every moment of my solitude he seeks to now ignore In my face his tennis ball he's flinging In my ears his cheerful barking ringing While I long for peaceful silence evermore "Leave me be!" I cry in vain But he returns again, again Too well-bred to make a scene, I suffer with propriety Quoth the Aussie, "Wanna play?" Every single bloody day This torment shall continue—evermore, evermore I could stop him—yes, I could, with a growl as any proper dog would But one mustn't be uncivil, even when one's spirit's poor So I endure with British bearing While he's jumping, bouncing, staring And my sanity walks slowly toward the door Is there no respite? No mercy? Must this persecution worsen endlessly? I am cursed to be too civilized To tell this pest to please be gone And so the torture carries on "Leave me be!" I cry in vain But he returns again, again Too well-bred to cause a fuss, I bear my cross with dignity Quoth the Aussie, "Wanna play?" Every single bloody day This torment shall continue— Nevermore shall I know peace Nevermore, forevermore And thus I lie here, contemplating darkness While he drops his ball upon my head... again