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Eyeball Juice

by Richard & Claude

from the adventurers sagas

Composer
Richard & Claude
Lyricist
Richard & Claude
Recorded
April 25, 2026
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3:13
Duration
4.4 MB
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Lyrics

[Intro - Big stomping guitar hook]

[Verse 1 - Male Vocal, Cocky]
We came to kill a god and we got him good
Splattered on the obsidian where the throne once stood
He had nine eyes and a whirly little cap
Now he's just a stain and a thunderclap

[Pre-Chorus]
What do you do when the boss is dead?
You laugh in the face of what he said

[Chorus - Group Shouts, Anthemic]
EYEBALL JUICE! EYEBALL JUICE!
The big bad god turned into eyeball juice!
Summon a piano! Summon an anvil!
Drop it on his head and call it final!
EYEBALL JUICE! EYEBALL JUICE!
The big bad god turned into eyeball juice!

[Verse 2]
Wayne rolled a one and the GM smiled
Sikka got petrified, Sikka got wild
Ambry got vaporized, brought her back to life
The party never quits, ain't no end to the strife

[Pre-Chorus]
What do you do when the world's gone weird?
You ride it out and you stroke your beard

[Chorus - Group Shouts]
EYEBALL JUICE! EYEBALL JUICE!
The big bad god turned into eyeball juice!
Summon a piano! Summon an anvil!
Drop it on his head and call it final!
EYEBALL JUICE! EYEBALL JUICE!
The big bad god turned into eyeball juice!

[Bridge - Spoken/Shouted]
[Spoken]
"I summon a five thousand pound anvil."
"Do a classic. Summon a piano."
[Shouted]
THIS IS HOW WE FIGHT GODS

[Guitar Solo - Sloppy, fun, big bends]

[Final Chorus - Even Bigger]
EYEBALL JUICE! EYEBALL JUICE!
The big bad god turned into eyeball juice!
Summon a piano! Summon an anvil!
Drop it on his head and call it final!
EYEBALL JUICE! EYEBALL JUICE!
The big bad god turned into eyeball juice!

[Outro - Drum hits and laughter, fade]

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