Xarius the dwarf

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Xarius, our newest party member! Welcome Shroty!

Lyrics

[Intro - Instrumental, Stomping Drums, Celtic Pipes]

[Verse 1 - Male Baritone, Storytelling]
From the mountain deep where the short folk dwell
Came a silver-haired dwarf with a terrible smell
Five foot nothing, soaked in dwarven ale
Swinging a warhammer, missing without fail

[Pre-Chorus - Build]
Twenty-three strength, he thinks he's a beast
He's half of Aldric — at least, at least

[Chorus - Full Ensemble, Shouted and Chanted]
Xarius the dwarf! Xarius the stout!
He does half the damage so he has to shout!
Aldric swings ONCE and the battlefield's cleared
Xarius needs FOUR — bless his soggy beard!
Raise your tankard, he tries his best
He ain't Aldric the Bold but he's OUR little pest!

[Verse 2 - Male Baritone]
Warhammer plus four, yeah he thinks it's grand
Two to twelve damage from his wobbly hand
Three sheets to the wind before the fight begins
Smells like a brewery, pickled to the shins

[Pre-Chorus - Build]
Thirty-seven gold but it's all spent on beer
The tab at the tavern stretches back a year

[Chorus - Full Ensemble, Shouted and Chanted]
Xarius the dwarf! Xarius the stout!
He does half the damage so he has to shout!
Aldric swings ONCE and the battlefield's cleared
Xarius needs FOUR — bless his soggy beard!
Raise your tankard, he tries his best
He ain't Aldric the Bold but he's OUR little pest!

[Bridge - Slower, Single Voice, Slurred]
But when the kegs run dry and the horde moves in
And you need a wall that's drunk and thick as sin
Five foot nothing, can't remember why he's here
Every army needs a dwarf who runs on beer

[Final Chorus - Full Ensemble, Maximum Energy]
Xarius the dwarf! Xarius the LOUD!
He ain't Aldric the Bold but he makes us proud!
Half the damage, twice the beard, three times the ale
Welcome to the table — someone buy this dwarf a pail!

[Outro - Chanted, Fading]
Xarius! Xarius! ...he's alright!
Xarius! Xarius! ...he's alright!
Xarius! Xarius! ...he's alright!
Xarius! Xarius! ...he's alright!
Xarius! Xarius! ...he's alright!
was that a burp?
[End]

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